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WHAT IF MATT.....
was on South Park?
was an extra on The Simpsons?
had a green pepper for a head?
as really Barry Bonds?
(Thanks to Chad and Michele for the idea!)ruined a perfectly good poster?
grew a mullet and retook his senior picture?
rode the bus to work everyday?
was alive during the Civil War?
was in the band Duran Duran?
had to face Johnny in the All Valley Karate Championship?
(Note: I won.)
had to fight for my right to dance?
(Note: I won.)had to fight for my right to dance?
hung out with Gary Coleman? 
knew that even the nights are better?
won the game?
knew that even the nights are better?
won the game?
hung out with Canadian rock
stars? 
was a
football? 
was internationally
recognized? 
was internationally
recognized for the wrong reason? 
(Thanks Jim C. for
the idea!)
(Thanks Jim C. for
the idea!)
was on the second best game
show ever? 
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Copyright 2006. matt.maskill.com. Should you wish to have your image removed, please email me. Thanks.
Copyright 2006. matt.maskill.com. Should you wish to have your image removed, please email me. Thanks.